Friday, 30 March 2012

age 80


Page eighty

Narrator: The phone in the radio station starts ringing once again. Dwight takes a call from Dennis the mortician.

Dwight: Listeners, we now have Dennis the mortician on the line. Have you got got any interesting comments and questions for us this evening, Dennis?

Dennis: You bet I do. First of all get that yahoo, Lloyd the Barber, off your show. He's a drunk, an idiot and a D rate actor.

Lloyd the Barber: So you're the guy who's been putting the moves on my girlfriend, Nurse Jane.

Dennis: First of all Lloyd, she's your ex girlfriend. She told me that she has no interest to you whatsoever. Furthermore you need to stop stalking her.

Lloyd: What do you mean stalking her?

Dennis: Well, what do you call hiding behind a fake palm tree and eaves dropping on our conversation at Dusty's Tavern?

Lloyd: That's not stalking. I was just trying to find out if she was really dating a bozo like you.

Rick: Listeners, once again we're advising you to send your children out to the barn to do some chores at this time. Some listeners may find the following comments to be very offensive.

Dwight: That's right. Our show is supposed to be family friendly

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