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Narrator:
The phone in the radio station starts ringing once again. Dwight
takes a call from Dennis the mortician.
Dwight:
Listeners, we now have Dennis the mortician on the line. Have you got
got any interesting comments and questions for us this evening,
Dennis?
Dennis:
You bet I do. First of all get that yahoo, Lloyd the Barber, off
your show. He's a drunk, an idiot and a D rate actor.
Lloyd
the Barber: So you're the guy who's been putting the moves on my
girlfriend, Nurse Jane.
Dennis:
First of all Lloyd, she's your ex girlfriend. She told me that she
has no interest to you whatsoever. Furthermore you need to stop
stalking her.
Lloyd:
What do you mean stalking her?
Dennis:
Well, what do you call hiding behind a fake palm tree and eaves
dropping on our conversation at Dusty's Tavern?
Lloyd:
That's not stalking. I was just trying to find out if she was really
dating a bozo like you.
Rick:
Listeners, once again we're advising you to send your children out to
the barn to do some chores at this time. Some listeners may find the
following comments to be very offensive.
Dwight:
That's right. Our show is supposed to be family friendly
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