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Rick: Ah come on, Lloyd, I've never heard Andy flub his lines on the show.

Lloyd: That's thanks only to me! I hide behind Aunt Bee's couch.

I whisper his lines to him from behind the couch

Dwight: Who would've thought it? Oh no! The red “on air” sign has been on the whole time!

Rick: Our apologies, listeners. We didn't mean for you to hear that. I'm sure the Lloyd the Barber will tell you that he was only joking.

Lloyd: I will not! It's the truth.

Rick: Who would've thought it? We've got a caller on the line that sounds just like Andy Griffin.

Andy Griffin: This is Andy Griffin, you moron. I want you to get

that loser Lloyd the Barber off the air immediately. He's drunk as a skunk. He's been drinking at Dusty's Saloon all afternoon.

Dwight: How do you know that, Andy?

Andy: Because I was watching him from the back of the bar. Lloyd was so drunk that he had to hold onto a rubber palm tree to keep from falling flat his face.

Rick: You sound like you had a few drinks yourself yourself today, Andy.

Andy: Just a couple. This show is slandering my reputation. First Dwight says that I'm too stupid to remember my lines and then Rick is telling people that I have a drinking problem.

Dwight: Well, you know what they say Andy, if the shoe fits wear it.

Andy: That does it! I'm coming down to the station right now to teach you guys some manners.