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Rick: Good evening loyal listeners. We've had quite a day here at the radio station.

Dwight: You can say that again. We had two interviews with Mick Russell and both times the military busted in and kidnapped him.

Rick: And it's not over yet. Were going to finish off today's broadcast

with an exclusive interview with Lloyd the Barber from the Andy Griffin show.

Rick: Well Lloyd, how was work on the set today?

Lloyd: I didn't go to work today. I phoned in sick.

Dwight: Well I guess you need a break from all the excitement. I mean working on the same set with Andy Griffin and all.

Lloyd: Are you kidding? It's more exciting counting the tiles on my linoleum floor.

Rick: How can you say that Lloyd?

Lloyd: Because it's the bloody truth. Your listeners have the right to know. Andy Griffin is a dim witted old fool. I mean the guy can't even remember his lines for the show.

Dwight: That's not true Lloyd. I hear Andy say his lines every week on t.v.