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great actor like Andy Griffin while you can't act worth a hill of
beans yourself.
Rick:
Come on, boys. This is starting to get personal.
Dwight:
That's right Rick. I think that we should ask the listeners to get
their children to stay out of the room while this segment of the show
is running.
Rick:
Dwight's right, listeners. The content on tonight's show is getting
pretty intense. This might be a good time to send your kids out to
the barn to do a few chores.
Dwight:
In fact, listeners it's time to cut to a commercial from tonight's
sponsor Moe's Garage, where your car gets fixed right at a fair,
honest price.
Moe:
How dare you run my commercial now? You just finished slandering the
reputation of Moe's Garage.
Rick:
Well, you're paying for the commercial airtime whether we run it or
not Moe.
Moe:
What?! Who do you think is going to come to my garage now that
they've heard that my washroom is filthy?
Dwight:
Everybody, Moe. You got the only service station in fifty miles of
Roswell.
Moe:
All right, run the damn commercial then!
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