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General Kane: How would you boys like to eat a live grenade instead?

Sean: Well, if you put it that way, General I guess we can make an exception in this case.

General Kane: That's a wise decision boys. Dennis, did you get my cigars and pepperoni sticks?

Dennis: Oh no! I was so busy that I forgot all about them

General Kane: Do you have any idea how hungry I am, Dennis? I”ve

been so busy dealing with idiot dog catchers and loud mouth ranchers that I missed my lunch and supper. Jim, there's a Burger King and a 7-11 in Corona about 30 miles from here. Get in your car and bring me three double whoppers with cheese and two large French fries at Burger King. Then head over to 7-Eleven and pick me up a pack of White Owls and 10 pepperoni sticks.

Jim: Sir, we have strict orders from our supervisor not to leave the hospital grounds for any reason.

General Kane: Jim, from now on, you take your orders from me. Get the lead out! I'm starving!

Jim: Aye aye, sir.

Narrator: Jim gets in his old beater of a car and heads for Corona.

General Kane: Good work Dennis. Your job is done here. You can go