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Will: That wouldn't be such a good idea. The last time I watched

Bugs Bunny cartoons Elmer Fudd was carrying a rifle.

Ross: Yeah I saw that show too. Elmer uses a big rifle to hunt down Bugs Bunny. And didn't Yosemite Sam have a pistol in each hand?

Will: Yeah, Smith and Wessons. I don't want to mess with those two

guys.

Ross: Yeah, on second thought you better stay inside. I'll call Sheriff Pyle on this one.

Will: Maybe we should call the National Guard, Boss.

Ross: Get a grip Will. They're only cartoon characters.

Narrator: While Ross phones Sheriff Pyle, Hoss and Harvey drive off in the car.

Act Six Scene Two:

Narrator: Back at the hospital Dr. Zorba and General Kane are

engaged in a heated argument about what to do with the alien, Captain Zig. Nurse Carrie runs into the room next door and grabs a bedpan from under at elderly gentleman. When she returns she throws the contents of the bedpan in General Kane's face.

General Kane: Arghh!! You people are going to pay for this!

Narrator: Before General Kane is finished speaking Dr. Zorba winds