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Moe:
What?!
Hoss:
Harvey doesn't know what he's saying. He's out of his head with the
heatstroke. We just finished working this kids picnic. We
were
out in the hot sun for a couple of hours. It gets mighty hot in these
costumes. We're in a hurry to get to the rodeo so we didn't have time
to change out of our costumes.
Harvey:
Yeah, and my stomach is starting to feel a little queasy. Can I get
the keys to your washroom?
Moe:
The washroom's all boarded up. Two guys from the Health Department
shut her down this morning. They said they were listening to Rick and
Dwight's radio show and heard that my washroom was filthy.
Harvey:
What can I do? I got to go real bad.
Moe:
Well, I got a big cactus plant growing behind the garage. Nobody can
see you from the road.
Narrator:
Harvey gets behind the big cactus plant and tries to unzip his
costume. The zipper gets stuck and Harvey has to cut a hole in the
backside of the costume with his Swiss Army knife. Harvey leans back
on the cactus plant in order to get his balance. His butt gets
punctured by the thorns sticking out of the cactus plant.
Harvey:
Yow! That hurts. There's nothing like getting cactus prickles in your
butt when you're trying to do your business. Hey, Hoss, can you bring
me some toilet paper? I left a roll in the glove
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