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Mick
Russell: Yeah, this is Mick Russell. Will you guys shut up? I just
took a bite out of my triple patty cheeseburger when I turned on
the
radio. I hear you guys talking about diarrhea, vomiting and the
horrible stench in Moe's washroom. I immediately tossed my
cheeseburger out the window.
Dwight:
What a waste Mick! You should have given it to your dog, Chopper.
Mick:
Don't worry about it. Chopper just ran out the back door to go look
for it.
Rick:
Mick, now that we've got you on the line what do you make of the story that Lloyd just told us?
Mick:
Look, you guys, I got offers to tell my story on the Larry King Show.
So you're not going to get any more free information from me. Have a
good night boys.
Dwight:
We've got another call coming in, Rick. It's Moe Jenkins,
the
owner of Moe's Garage.
Moe:
Look Dwight. I don't need you guys telling your listeners that my
washroom is dirty and smells bad.
Dwight:
When was the last time you cleaned it Moe?
Moe:
I just cleaned it last month.
Rick:
Moe, how many customers do you figure use your washroom
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