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dumpster. Ha ha ha!

Harvey: Look General, this is no laughing matter. The guy drove off with our truck.

Private Enns: I don't get it. There's two of you against one of him.

Hoss Well it's kind of a long story. You tell them, Harvey.

Harvey: Well, while Hoss and I were trying to pull this guy into the truck, the keys fall out of Hoss's pants The guy grabbed the keys and let the Rottweiler out the back of the truck.

General Kane: Now let me guess, and then the dog chased you guys into the dumpster.

Hoss: Yeah, that's pretty much the way it happened.

Private Enns: You guys are hilarious. You're funnier than Lloyd the

Barber on the Andy Griffin Show. You guys should go tell your story on Rick and Dwight's radio show.

General Kane: I have a feeling that's where Mick is right now.

Act Four Scene One:

Narrator: General Kane and Private Enns pull up in front of the radio station and see the dogcatcher's truck. For the second time in one day the military break down the door to the control room.