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Mick:
Well, like I was saying, these two army guys kidnapped me and threw
me in the back of their truck. I rode in the back with three dead
aliens and one live one. They took me to the hospital where a nurse
gave me a shot of horse tranquilizer in the butt. Woah ! Help me! The
Army guys are back!
Rick:
Listeners, I'd like to report that two military men have kidnapped
Mick Russell for the second time today.
Dwight:
Yeah, and right when he was getting to the good part of the story. If
Mick escapes again and comes back this evening we won't have time for
him on our show.
Rick:
That's right Dwight. Were scheduled to do an interview with Lloyd the
Barber from the Andy Griffin Show.
Dwight:
Hang on. I think we have a caller on the line.
Lloyd
the Barber: You guys better not cancel my interview. You think your
listeners want to hear some bozo go on about flying saucers, aliens
and some goofball getting a shot of horse tranquilizer in the
backside? Don't you think they'd rather hear an exclusive
interview
with a great actor like Lloyd the Barber instead?
Rick:
Probably not. But don't worry Lloyd. Your interview is still on for
this evening.
Act
Seven Scene Three:
Narrator:
Harvey and Hoss, the to dogcatcher start walking back to
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