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General Kane: Well, what's the verdict Doc? Can you save this thing or not?

Dr. Zorba: Well, first of all, General he's not a thing. He's a highly evolved intelligent being from another universe. He says he means us no harm. In fact, he is very afraid of you.

General Kane: You didn't answer my question. Will he live?

Dr. Zorba: Yes, he was just explaining to me what treatment he needs when you came barging into the operating room.

General Kane: Are you telling me that the alien can speak English?

Act Three Scene One:

Narrator: Act Three takes place at the Roswell Funeral Home. Dennis, the new town mortician, is busy getting a client ready for tomorrow's funeral. He is startled by the ringing of his phone..

General Kane: Dennis, this is General Kane from the Air Force Base.

Listen, Dennis I need four child sized funeral caskets as soon as

possible. Do you have any in stock?

Dennis: I have two small caskets sir.

General Kane: I need four Dennis. Can you build me two more this evening?

Dennis: Well, this is kind of short notice sir. I have to run over to the