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Lloyd: That's only because I'm hiding behind Aunt Bee's sofa whispering his lines to him.

Rick: Who would've thought it? We've got a caller on the line that sounds just like Andy Griffin.

Andy Griffin: This is Andy Griffin, you moron. I want you to get

that loser Lloyd the Barber off the air immediately. He's drunk as a skunk. He's been drinking at Dusty's Saloon all afternoon.

Dwight: How do you know that, Andy?

Andy: Because I was watching him from the back of the bar. Lloyd was so drunk that he had a hold onto a rubber palm tree to keep from falling flat his face.

Rick: You sound like you had a few drinks yourself today, Andy.

Andy: This show is slandering my reputation. First, Dwight says that I'm too stupid to remember my lines and then Rick is telling people

that I have a drinking problem.

Dwight: Well, you know what they say Andy, if the shoe fits wear it.

Andy: That does it! I'm coming down to the station right now to teach you guys some manners.

Rick (hanging up the phone) : Well listeners that's about all we need to hear from Andy Griffin this evening.