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the Barber is still sitting at the front of the bar.

Dusty: Aren't you supposed to be on Rick Black's radio show tonight?

Floyd: Well I'm scheduled to be. You know what Dusty? I shouldn't

even show up at the station tonight for my interview.

Dusty: Why not Lloyd? I thought you liked Rick and Dwight's show?

Floyd: I used to. But now they've turned it into a third rate Jerry

Springer show. They had this guy on this afternoon talking about riding with aliens in the back of an Army truck. I tell you, man, that show is going to the dogs.

Dusty: That's why they need you to go on the show tonight. You might be able to get some credibility back for them.

Lloyd: You're probably right, Dusty. I don't want to disappoint my fans. But it better go better than last month's interview. All they all

they did was ask how I liked working with Andy Griffin, Garney Fife, Aunt Bee and Obie. They didn't want to know anything about

the real star of the show, Lloyd the Barber.

Dusty: Well Lloyd, Andy, Garney, Aunt Bee and Obie are all pretty popular here in Roswell.

Floyd: I will never understand why. Dusty. Let me tell you. Those people can't act worth a hill of beans. Most people don't know this but Andy can't even remember his lines. Half the time I have to hide