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Thanks to our guests and callers tonight it's more like a third rate Jerry Springer show.

Narrator: The phone rings once again in the control room. This time Jerry Springer is on the line.

Jerry Springer: So what's wrong with the Jerry Springer show? If you guys had 1% of the audience my show has you wouldn't have to live in a trailer park.

Rick: How do you know that Dwight and I live in a trailer park?

Jerry Springer: Because some of the guests on my show are your neighbors.

Dwight: Well listeners, that's about all we need to hear from Jerry Springer this evening. We have some important questions for Dennis

the mortician and Mick Russell.

Rick: That's right. Dennis, what do you make of Lloyd's story about the conversation that he overheard?

Dennis Well, I hate to admit it, but basically it's true. What Lloyd reported is what Nurse Jane told me.

Dwight: Did you believe her?

Dennis: Of course, she's my girlfriend.

Floyd: Your girlfriend?! You admit it! That's all I wanted to find out.