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Private Enns: You can't do that! The pile driver's been barred in three wrestling territories.

Dr. Zorba: In extreme circumstances one must resort to extreme measures.

Private Enns: You think you're pretty tough don't you, Zorba? Let's see what you can do against a third-degree black belt.

Narrator: As all this chaos is breaking loose, Nurse Carrie returns holding a deadpan in her hands. When she sees Private Enns position himself in a karate kick stance, she throws the contents of the bedpan into in his face. Meanwhile, General Kane is groggily returns to his feet.

General Kane: You're a dead man Zorba!

Narrator: Nurse Carrie runs down the hall to get help. When she gets part way down the hall she runs into Jim, the security guard. On each side of Jim are the two escaped convicts Harry O'Finsky and Steve Wyler.

Nurse Carrie: Thank Goodness you're here, Jim! We could really use your help. All hell is breaking loose in the operating room. Come