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Richard: The keys started the truck no problem, sir.

Hoover: You boys are in some real hot water now. Theft of a government vehicle will get you twenty years in the state prison alone. But that's the least of your problems. Now, where have you hidden the two dog catchers and the rancher?

Rick: He's probably out in the desert getting shot by General Kane as we speak.

Hoover: And why would the Air Force want this rancher dead?

Dwight: Because the rancher found a crashed flying saucer and saw

some dead aliens in the back of General Kane's truck.

Hoover: How do you guys know about this? You're probably Soviet spies.

Rick: No, we're not!

Hoover: You boys are digging yourself in deeper and deeper every time you open your mouths. Let's see now. We've got you on theft of a government vehicle, kidnapping, lying to an FBI agent,kidnapping, on possible homicide charges and not to mention being Soviet spies.

Dwight: I have an idea sir. If we could find Harvey and Hoss for you it will prove that we are telling you the truth.

Rick: Great idea Dwight! I think I know where to find them. The last

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time we saw them they were dressed up like cartoon characters. They were on their way to the compound to find Hoss's car.

Hoover: Dressed up like cartoon characters? What for?

Dwight: Hoss and Harvey didn't want their supervisor to recognize them.

Rick: If their supervisor saw them he would ask them where the truck was.

Hoover: Richard, handcuff these boys and put them in the car. We're on our way to the city compound. You boys better hope your story

checks out.

Act Nine Scene Two:

Sheriff Pyle: I don't have enough room in my jail for all you people so were going straight to the courthouse for your trials

Narrator: Sheriff Pyle escorts his prisoners to the Roswell City

Courthouse.

County Clerk: What can I do It's for you Sheriff?

Sheriff Pyle: I need to get a trial for these people as soon as possible. Are you busy today?

County Clerk: It's been kind of slow today. Just two cases so far. One guy charged for jaywalking and other one for letting his dog poop on